Gift ideas
With the holidays coming, here is a creative frivolous list of gift ideas. Ideas for those hard to buy for people on your list. They are still hard to buy for, but at least you have some ideas.
A year’s supply of telephone poles.
His & her oil change kit
Elbow grease replacement
A book on extraterrestrial plate tectonics for fun and profit
A backyard carrion bird feeder
Specimens for a fungus garden
A set of stationary automotive wheels
Aftermarket installed roller skate stereo sound system
Flying geese formation alignment gauge
Deluxe electron reverser
One hour consultation with a professional reverse genealogist
A bottle of firework rejuvenator
An embroidered fish net
Concrete handkerchiefs
Handheld electronic prognosticator with ski condition option
Pancake barbeque skewers
Universal answer book with appendix of questions
An a cappella percussive choral recording of the song “Wipeout”
Functional hourglass cufflinks
A set of spice containers with different varieties of powdered bacon
A yard shrub with transparent leaves
Remote controlled dentures
Dog scented hand soap
Relationship modifying booth
Fleeting time tracer
Precision stainless steel data snippers
Fingernail crisper
Money dispersant
Toy or miniature size St. Bernard dog